So here is another new addition to the already amazing website that you are looking at right now… its called hot action email action time…… get ready…theres a new email and response everyday and they will try to be funny cause that is really the only reason you would read it…
send your comments, questions, first born children, naked pictures of yourself.....
markthecobrasnake@yahoo.com
| email ready to be answered | answer to crazy email from thecobrasnake |
| hey when are you and your sexy camera coming back to san francisco? where are you going to be partying? ps:i saw your work in American Apparel by the way, so awesome!!! |
actually its funny that you ask... i think im either going to come up for tuesday night april 12th or thursday night april 14th... if any one knows of some hot shit going on you should let me know and ill totally try to come party at your house with daft punk...but seriously it would be good to know of something good to do in san francisco...because ive heard there are cool people up there... sorry this email wasnt funny.. |
| wish you would put more details of the places you're at... like instead of "bar bar bar" you could put what bar you're at, and I think it would be cool if you would say which events you're likely to attend.. | you know thats not a bad idea.. telling lots of weird guys that spend lot and lots of time on the internet were you cute girls are going to be drunk and easy to take advantage of would be great ...im sure i could get lots of amazing photos... so hears an accurate list of places to go... club 188 on mondays roccos on tuesdays the cabana on tbursdays champagin on fridays o'patricks on saturdays |
hi, from mexico city . hola cabrones . congratulations by the page is awesome and here are many parties and good ones. But we need some of you i hope that you will come here remember you have a house, money and whores here everything free for you. i forgot the tacos , many tacos for you and other stuff you know what i mean. ill be waiting for you .
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i love mexico city... all that free money and whores are always nice...its also fun to purchase little puppies from the mexican children when they try to sell you "chickletteee" or at least i think they wanted to sell me that dog...whens a good time to come to mexico??? the last time i was there i went with my mom and everyone was calling us honeymooners... we were in tijuana... who would go there for their honeymoon and... its my mom... yea shes really hot and stuff and yea we WERE on our honeymoon but how the fuck did they know that... im telling you mexicans are the best....just dont drink their urine it will come out as diherria....mexico city 2005 here i come... |
| congrats for your super cool addicted site!!! i love it. im from buenos aires fucking city.. you should come sometime and rock with us, cool third wolrd beutiful people and parties!!!. | buenos aires you guys have the internet out there... thats crazy arent you a bunch of addicted beautiful third world savages... becuase that what was read in this book "lord of the flies"... its about a bunch of little kids that go to buenos aires on a mission to convert all you internet using savages to christianty... man that was the best television series ever why did they ever have to cancel it... why... |
| I thoroughly enjoy peeping your photos...LA Girls are bacon on da grill hot...You should make a movie based soley on those photos, create a plot and add explosions and you are assured a phenomenon hit that will make many many thousands of dinars...keep spitting that venom kids. | thats funny that you mention a movie...for a while there has been plans to expand thecobrasnake.com into the world of television and movies along with expansion into some swimming pools and taco resturants....i think that the taco resturants would do so good every body loves a taco... back to the movie deal...as we speak their is a crack team of writers and stuff writing some crazy cobrasnake adventures around the clock....get ready for ..."backdraft" ( the delux reptile edition variety hour)"meet the cobras" and of course "growing pains" |
| I love this site!! It's crazy awesome man, much props. I've been a fan for a little while and I had to drop you a line. I have a few questions about the site. who designed your website? Was it done by those Media Temple guys? Or are you also a web genious? Thanks for your time and the help, and keep rockin' | well if you must know thecobrasnake was developed over many months... after conducting lots of focus groups and market research studies, the reptile union, seeing their recent decrease in popularity decided to join forces with media temple to form what is now known as a new phenomnom in low budget web design... hope you all like it... cause it took like ten mins....to put together.... |
| You snapped some great photo's a couple of weeks back @ Beauty Bar of 3 crazy girls giving me a lap dance in the smoking room. You said they might be too intense for the website & to e-mail ya. Might you be able to send some to me? | oh man... i totally remember those photos... they are really amazing... your erection is totally buldging in those sweatpants... you got lucky most girls dont like give sweaty men in sweat pants lap dances.... |
| First
and foremost, I am glad that theres a telented person out there that is willing to do all these shoots, capturing the hip, the beautiful, the bad, the uglys, the weirdos, the poor , the rich, the drugies, the drunks and all the peeps in the town we cal LosAngeles!keep up the good ass work! |
all of the inspiration for this website is from that movie 2fast2furious... |
| Great photos cobra. You must be a trust fund brat or a professional mooch to party that much. | well you see winning the jumbo jackpot and any of the seven luxurous casinos located off the vegas strip was always just a big silly fantasy.... but who would of thought that that fantasy could be come what some people would consider a reality... who would of thought.... |
| I was wondering where and how you find out about all of the events that you attend, they all look real fun in your photos, please give me your secret so i too can attend these events full of cool people and full of celebrity's. also what kind of music is played at cinespace on tuesdays, how is the atmosphere, and what places to you recommend to go, as for clubs and venues, im into the indie, electroclash kind of music scene. | i dont have time for this...im totally going to get my email editor to filter these shitty emails cause i need to be spending time spending my jumbo jackpot vegas winnings... |
I'd love to write a much longer and heart-warming email but I haven't had any coffee yet. But I felt compelled to write to you that I am enjoying the hell out of your ongoing documentary of the nightlife, daylife, homeless life, and social life. (and you probably thought - im just going to have fun and do this site).Perhaps a trip down south will be in order for you? Anytime you get the itch to do so, you got a place to crash... |
the south you mean like the dirty south... where the confederate flags fly high in the sky.... where its ok to shoot machine guns at things... where people live in the walmart parking lots... where the magic happens... that sounds great.. i think ill be in texas in a few months thats going to be cool... see you there... |
| All right man... if it isn't a problem, can you send me some of the censored pictures?... it's killing me trying to see whats there. but seriously, you're doing a great job with the site. | if you want to see the censored pictures you need to use your imagintion and anything you want will come true.. you could even eat all that sand that you been telling me about... or start wearing ladies underwear and shopping for mens underwear... |
| i've seen a lot of boring party photos before, but you guys make the samekinds of parties look like the MOST AMAZING THINGS SINCE CHOCOLATE, OR CONAN O'BRIEN! you know?you kind of remind me of ryan mcginley except less daytime more nighttime. yeah. | chocolate is pretty good but you know what is better... drugs...instead of chocolate do drugs.. its more funny that way....(thecobrasnake says dont do drugs) |
| Has anyone
ever called you the King Cobra Snake? or how about the Hipster paparazzi?
Either way, thecobrasnake is becoming more+more exciting each time I visit.
Every morning when I wake up, I cannot hit my favorites fast enough to go
to yr site. I heard that you were giving out pins last night at the bloc
party show - are those gonna be available online sometime? Cuz I'd love
to have one. |
wthe online store is comming by febuary 2005... there is going to be lots of hot shit.. like limited edition screenprinted shirts,buttons,drawings,milkshakes,bus tokens,ect....so get your paypal accounts ready or something so you can get some offical cobrasnake stuff... |
| so i like your pictures and everything. its a cool idea to take pictures at parties and whatnot, i wouldnt have thought of that. i really liked the yeah yeah yeahs ones. they are awesome. but why so many hipsters? like, really, all of the people in the pics are hipsters and its kinda aggrivating when you know how annoying they are, and mean. keep taking good pictures and stuff. | who would have thought that taking pictures at parties would be ever constitute a website... now a days websites are rich with useless information and porn...thats all people use the internet for anyway so why should if be fare to show case novel party photos on the world wide web... its very selfish... from now on thecobrasnke will be only porn....just kidding porn is disgusting and so amazing.... |
| HI ! i emailed you a million years ago but whats the harm in doing it again. | the harm in repeat emailing can acutally be really serious... if you think about it.... say thecobrasnake.com gets 200 emails per day... if each of those emails is multiplied by 30 thats over 5000 emails per day...now do you see the danger in emailing more than once every "million years" |
| I just
want to tell you that I fucking LOVE your website. Its amazing, brilliant,
genius! I swear! I go on it every fucking day cause it just makes me happy
and everyone you take pictures of are all cool and amazing. Damn! And the
events/concerts you go to are amazing. Thats some hot shit! You're a fucking
genius... hahaha my friends and I worship you. |
thanks for basically stroking thecobrasnake ego to the maximum on a virtual level...its always nice to get emails from people that can understand that the site is just good old fashion beautiful people and occasionaly a group of the excat oppsite...theres something that can be said to the people that dont like this site... dont fucking look at it...if the content is to much dont look at it... its real life... sorry to sound "cliche" |
| i take
this time to let you know i think your site is awesome. where did you come
from? it's crazy. how do you get into all these places to take the pictures?
it is my goal in life to be a photographer and get paid to take pictures at live shows and hang out with the people i already admire for their music. please, mister, tell me your storyDo people just invite you backstage to shows/concerts and stuff? Haha when I look at the pictures, I'm just kinda curious how you get to go to these afterparties and backstage and stuff. Its really cool You rock. |
access hollywood... we are not interested in your stupid interview... let it be.... somethings are better not being exploited on a half hour television special....for instance on a recent trip to vegas there was a special on "moviestar wills" it went on and on about all the stupid actors and they death contracts... totally lame... access hollywood should stop doing stupid stories about that and do a story on thecobrasnake.com thats some hot television... |
| i enjoy
you photos and was wondering were you are from? and how you get to take all these photos? |
lets see,we are based in sunny los angeles califorina... we get to take photos because we bought some cameras and learned the basic functions... shutter speed... iso...flash exposure... thats the hard part...if you go outside with a camera try pointing it at things and people and see what happens... sorry this is a stupid response.... |
| Just curious about whether or not you guys upload every picture that was taken, or is it a nit-picky process? Heh, thanks for your time. | this question gets asked a lot and once and for all its going to get cleared up.... the photos are taken.... then using super computer technology they are downloaded into the computer... then the staff of highly paid photo editors get to work.. the goal is to get the best content for the site possible.. some photos just dont make the cut... its not your fault... sometimes our camera men dont know what they are doing... sometimes the editors get too drunk and start hitting on each other instead of sorting the photos and when that happens the back up photo editor who also works for rollingstone takes over the job... hope this helps you feel better about yourself if you dont see your photo on thecobrasnake.com |
| i entered a few time to your web i love it i am from argentina i love to party! and to drink vodka... jaja your phots are cool and casual |
is this supposed to be some sort of argentina poem or something cause if it is thats really good... i like poetery one time i was in this poetry class and i totally scared everybody in the class reading poems about my and my sister takings showers together... here is an excerpt from the poem....."her soft breasts against my back i love my sisters warm caress and ability to clean those hard to reach spots..." the funny thing is i dont have a sister.... |
helllo
the Cobrasnake!! |
your from holland... isnt that weird... i hope you like the lame austin powers reference.... so whats it like out there... is there still that crazy candy cane factory over near that bridge with the waterfall to the left....never really been to holland but one time there was this guy named hollard and he tried lots of interesting things to try to pick up girls... once he even went to holland and spoke of magical candy cane factorys.... |
| your site is amazing man....amazing....more bums | well ill have you know just for you we have created a little section we like to call ADVENTURE TEAM...its great because there is now a bunch of people working around the clock on your request for more bums...they will be updated ever friday..... |
| hey, saw your website, but not really sure what you guys are about.what is polaroid scene? |
Polaroidscene is so 2004 |
| hey dude, i don't know you you dont know me, but i've been checking back time after time because your photos are all so interesting and the parties look amazing. i found it through livejournal.com, though a friend's journal...So how exactly do you end up hanging out with the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, supermodels, and movie stars all the time? Are you someone's manager? Who is Nikki Lee? If these are too personal of questions, then please, don't feel obligated to even respond to this email. I am just sincerely curious about the story behind some of the pictures, and the site itself. Thanks. |
you dont know me... then why the fuck are you emailing me....just kidding i get random emails from people like herpes...Well you see I am someones manager… so whenever I go places I am like hey let me in im someones manager and then they are like I love someone go right ahead… That’s very strange that you read your friends journal…. I would kick your ass if you tried to read mines…. But yea it sure does seem like im hanging out with lots and lots of interesting people… including known pornographers…. And that’s cool….and I owe money all over town…. But yea get yourself a camera and dress with amazing style and you will be set… the parties are the least of the rewards think about all the great outfits I get to wear now that is the hot shit,…. |
|
I
am quite fascinated with your site Mr. PolaroidScene.com Man. I was just
wondering what are the qualifications to make it on your site? |
Well first you need to take a personality and Iq exam … then I need to see your grades from highschool and all the types of extra curricular activites you were involved in.. extra points for anything dealing with rockets or ninjas/pirates….then you need to write a 500 word essay on why you feel you would be a good addition to the site… submit all of this to my secretary, she will look it over and then if you pass the “test” you can totally go to Harvard or have you photos taken by “mr. Polaroidscene.com” |
| Hi Mark!!! I m Pedro Jurubis from brasil the first i 'd like to say congratulations, polaroid scene is the best!!!I love!!! well, sorry my bad english ... |
that’s ok that your English is no good… I been living in America all my life and I don’t really know English either… this response is being typed by this monkey that I pay in unripenned bananans… he never eats them but likes to throw them at parked cars in the parking lot of the archlight theater… we went to see the passion of the Christ in that theater and walked out 3/4 the way through the film… got our money back we knew what was going to happen at the end of the movie already… |
| i really
like your website. espescially when it is 4:22 in the morning and i am restless
and have nothing else to do but lurk. but you should make a message board
for it. so i can lurk and then comment on what exactly i'm lurking on. just
a suggestion. i'm sure it's the first time you've heard it too. hahah. siiiiike.
anyways. i'd also like to know what some of these places are without the cute lil code lingo you do. that's about it. keep up the fabulous work. |
hey thanks
so much for the email.. yea the site is a little one sided and i get tons of emails requesting thing like message boards, swimming pools and salad bars,and soda in the drinking fountians... i am hoping that if i get a little better at web design i could totally rock out and make the website like 2 times cooler... so stay tuned and expect some hot action taking place by the end of the year i hope... and you would like to know what some of these places are well you need to look on some message board or something cause it might have some kind of decoder chart that tells you what my crazy titles really mean... kinda like something that would come in a box of frosted flakes.... |
| i
decided to finally email you since i go to your damn page all the time. |
Making out and talking are like my two favorite things…next time I see you lets make out some more and then I can show you my speedo collection… its very impressive…..and you will be amazed… |
| Hey baby
boy! It was good seeing you briefly last nite at BLOCK PARTY. So youll be in nyc during the same weekend as me.What parties are you hitting up whilst there? Call me 310.923.XXXX… Let me know and ill be certain to meet up with you to take some pretty pics naked. Woooooot!! |
Naked pics… how come everyone wants to take naked pictures of me… they always loose their concentration and end up going to dodger stadium and ordering like 10 dodger dogs and never calling me again… it kinda sucks cause I am usually really hungry after a long and hard day of modeling and I don’t really eat hotdogs but I could get some sort of curly fries.jack and the box has really good seasoned curly fries...go eat some |
| Hey. I came across your website & hold on to your pants because you've never heard this one before ... you've got some pretty good pictures there. | You know what people tell me all day long that I have nice pictures and that is why I have begun to persue my modeling carier… and your right I do need to hold on to my pants because I just cant resist showing my package off to people all over the internet…its really some sort of terrible sickness…. Im fucking sickass |
| i
was checking out your site and i have to say that it's pretty badass.
see my friends think shit like(taking poloroids) that is retarded and
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I don’t really take polaroids it just like a meataphor for life…. Its way freaky to take polaroids….So your 19…. I like the sound of that… and you’re a girl I like that too.. so is it true that everything is bigger and sucks in texas… im supriesed that you haven’t included any photos with your email… I love it when I get photos send to my email… you should see the collection I have.. its pretty impressive…mostly photos of girls that try to impress me with sexy photos…I also collect remote controls and cardboard refregrator boxes |
| hi mark, your web site is amazing, you've been so busy. glad you are having such a great time with it all. you are truly unique and talented. love to you, mom | mom how did you find this website that’s crazy… this site is way to oldfashioned for your sylish tastes….. im sorry if you think im a complete failure but at least im getting tons of ladies…. But mom you are my number one lady…. |
| Mark!
Your last two sets of pics almost made me cry. Why am I not there now???!!!
I miss everyone so much.
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Don’t cry for me cause the truth is I never really respond to human emotions… one time when I saw this little girl get hit by this bus on la brea and Wilshire… it was really gross.. the bus driver was crying histerically and I could totally understand why… she killed that poor girl… I don’t think my photos killing anyone physically I may have done something to their selfesteme but that is always Easley curried with some bamboo shoots and a tai iced tea… |
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That’s funny… I do something else five time a night…. Do you want to know what I do… drink lots of beer…. |
No offense but Seattle and New York are so scene, overrated. Chicago, now that is where it is at. Chicago is the home of Jerry Springer, Oprah fucking Winfrey, and okgo. How cool is that!? And I cannot invite you to Chicago for random events because I am not from there so feel quite special you were invited in the first place. I am an elitist fuck. |
Your just a fuck… and you don’t even have a website how lame… |
| Are you
a professional photographer? Im not very professional…. I'm not really sure what the point of your website is, but hey- everyone is attractive so that makes it ok. |
Yea I not sure what the point of the website is either…. I think that it might have to do with the beginnings of a social documentation of the most attractive people that will let me take their pictures…. |
| Hey,
this is Joe from Oklahoma. I have no idea why, but I look at your site all the time. I dig it. Anyways, there is a chick you have on there a lot, maybe your girlfriend or just a friend, but she is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. She isn't hot, she is beautiful. You should tell her some guy from Oklahoma says so, maybe it'll make her have a better day. Oh, and you are a freak. Keep on truckin, Joe |
Keep on truckin… I don’t have a truck or a car so I cant really do that but I can ride a bike and I know how to take the bus. The public transportation system in los angeles is really bad… MTA you better get you act together and keep on bussin…. |
hey mark we are stuck in snow in russia bears are all around now we start our complements to you you are good!god ÂÏÇ Ó ÔÏÂÏÊ, your people are good also so you know fucking beautiful to know you are! hot hot kiss and PRIVET FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE |
Stay
warm cause other wise you could get some frostbite or something like gingivitis… You know what I like about Russia….the hookers… they are all young and sad and depressing… |
| i just
had to tell you how great they are <33333 taylor on the guitar is like
hot sex lol brings back memories of the best nite ever <3 I think i saw
u takin some of those... i was up in VIP.... i have blonde/black hair &
i was wearin a bright pink VERY lo-cut shirt, dancin my ass off on a chair
rofl <3 i got my first pic w/ the hanson guys <3 the best birthday
present ever!! aight. i thought i'd share... thanx for letting me rant haha I saw the updated pictures, and sadly, I was in none of them. Not > even in the background, but I totally remember like 75% of those > people. I was going to ask you if you were with the guy with the > mustache and the camera.I'm a supersleuth. > > According to a lot of your pictures, I was probably like within five > feet of you at all times. That's so strange. I attached a random ÿ picture I took that I thought you might find to be interesting. |
This email is not weird at all…. Usually when a person has a mustache you don’t need to ask them about it….its not something that is easy to hide… and when ever im in five feet of someone I defiantly try to copafeel or something so next time you shou;d do that…. |
| Hey,
I stumbled upon polaroid scene, must say you've got some sweet ass pictures- i like the style- really capturing the moment... fuck that's cheesy. Anyway, keep the sexyness alive... |
one time I “stumbled upon” this website that made my chest more hairy and my mustache sexy…. It was called puberty.com… check it out |
| met you
outside the delancey. im the girl in the blue dress that was with the scruffy sailor looking guy and the dude that made out with the pitbull. anyway, it was nice meeting you considering i've heard stories of your "awesomeness" from various LA pals. |
You were looking good….i can show you some of my “awesomeness” anytime just give me a call you got the number 8675309… ha ha that was cleshey … just dial down the center.. |
| Everytime
I check your site it puts that smile on my face and thus result into continous flow of loud laughter. The recent sets are great! Especially the hangouts, backyard boogies and ofcourse the sport events..."Dodgeball"...! At its finest form, this shit just cracks me up. Bunch of balls, food (corns everywhere) and characters, characters, characters, characters...! Well this summer its been I may say the least okay. Only been to a couple of good parties and events but I wanted for this summer to be more fun and different yah know. The places I go to is been the same old shit but different day, stagnant as fuck. Also I just finish a big project for work and now I can freely breathe and have fun the rest of the summer and your pics really pumps me up on going out. I would like to ask you if theres anyway for me to find out good events like parties, backyard boogies and such. New , old spots and upcoming events. Ofcourse, I don't want you to be the party events post but definitely some info on where to go will definitely help. I have resources but they all bust out mostly mainstream shit. This may sound desperate but I am actually saving myself before I become one. Well let me know if you have time what spots I can hit up. Maybe get to meet the man behind the camera in person... Alright this shit is getting long so hit me up G, and again I deeply appreciate on what you are doing... Until the next, keep that shutter working... |
man too bad I have an short attention span.. this email was entirely too long… |
| hey there
mark, i love the way yr photos turn out and just over all yr photos in general, i was just curios as to what you use to shoot yr pics with? I am a photographer as well. |
I use a camera I works pretty good to shoot pics with… its funny that you decided to abbervate your with yr. It took me a while to figure that out…. |
| your
website is amazing. |
I can say the same for the photos you sent me…. I think now I have to go black and never come back… thank you aunt jammama…. |
| I swear I see you all over the place... I love the site. Just wanted to sayhey - maybe we'll actually meet at one of these parties one day. Are you onMyspace? Look for me if you are. |
Woah don’t you think you are taking things a little to fast… actually meeting could involve talking and possibly more that is really taking things a little to fast for me… I rarely leave the house unless there is a bad smell in my room or something trying to kill me… |
|
Why
is it that you scenester jack-offs are always drinking Red Stripes? |
We’re not actually drinking them.. just pretending to… |
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A pizza bomb that could be dangerous… one time I was watching the teenage mutant ninja tututles movie with lisa k and they were totally eating lots of pizza… nikki lee needs to eat more pizza cause she only weighs like 90 pounds… |
| Take
care and keep me up on the newness! Woah look at those hippies.. that’s amazing what that dude doing to the other guy.. that’s totally not legal.. thanks for the compliments about all the photos and stuff that really nice of you.. you must be a hippie yourself.. .go hug a tree for me… i just discovered your website!! it a pretty funny idea...so, i'm leaving in france and i am pretty involved in photo while French parties...and i would be interested to use your idea but about French people partying around my personal life...what do you think about a www.polaroidscene.fr ??? so, i am actually trying to ask your authorization to use your idea?? it could have a kind of international "polaroid scene"... please email and don't be afraid to tell me NO... |
We could be like starbucks all over the world… right now im opening up a location in japan so for the next two weeks I hope you will enjoy the hot japan photos that are going to be coming soon… then when im back to headquarters in los angeles we can talk about the possibility of opening up a stinky French location…. |
| I am
oddly obsessed with your website. Your photography is so fucking rad. I
really kind of want to follow in your footsteps and take photos at all those
wonderful parties like you, but alas, I live in shithole South Carolina.
Anyways, on to the real reason I'm emailing you: I was looking at the new
pictures and was wondering what band is featured in "Black Black Attack".
And who are the band members, and where could I find information on them,
etc.? Thank you kindly! And rock the fuck on! |
South
Carolina throw your hands up take your shirt off wave it around you head
like a hellocopter.. then fly the fuck out of that shithole and come live
the lavish life of a depressing artist in beautiful expensive los angeles
California…. Yo dog. I just wanted to say that I've been checking out a lot of your shots the last couple of days and damn dude them shits is dope. Im shooting a little up here in the bay... but damn maybe its the weed or something but I definately don't have your energy homie. Keep it up man! I attached a couple of shots from last night ...Berkeley dorks. |
| take some flics of us naked 2gether |
|
Greetings
to you |
Well first you need to take a personality and Iq exam … then I need to see your grades from highschool and all the types of extra curricular activites you were involved in.. extra points for anything dealing with rockets or ninjas/pirates….then you need to write a 500 word essay on why you feel you would be a good addition to the site… submit all of this to my secretary, she will look it over and then if you pass the “test” you can totally go to Harvard or have you photos taken by “mr. Polaroidscene.com” |
| when am i going to see you again?????????? | You can
never get enough of this cobra can you.. its just too good …. Danger high voltage… |